Starting off the new year with a call. I need to remember to type "2012" instead of "2011"...just like writing checks. Yeah, that is one joke that every fucking comedian has at this time of year. Good thing I am not a comedian. Heck, I am not really a blogger. I just need an outlet to express my rage...since the bullshit of a registry does not do jack fucking shit. And, it seems that this series of posts is quite popular on my shitty blog. So, in addition to expressing my rage, it keeps you entertained. You can thank me by spreading the hate...as if you like telemarketers. May this year be just as annoying, if not more, than last year.
3 January 2012
281-217-0441 Houston, TX Not many calls from this area, but it is the second time I have received a call from the 281. I know some people, nice people, that are in Houston...with real jobs. Since it is the beginning of the year, and I kinda like the Houston area, I am going to let this one slide. Heck, I did not even hear or feel the phone ring. I must be tuning out my phone knowing that I get unwanted calls.
5 January 2012
503-468-5227 Astoria, OR Call number five. Have not heard from them since last week. What happened, did you guys go on vacation? I hope you guys were really busy fucking yourselves during that time. Tell you what, continue to fuck yourself.
6 January 2012
503-468-5227 Astoria, OR Really? At eight in the morning? I barely got into to work, have not even checked my emails or did my morning routine yet, and you are already calling? That is dedication to your craft, folks. You are still a fucking loser.
503-468-5227 Astoria, OR Sweet, two calls in one day. Looks like someone is working on fulfilling their New Year's resolution.
503-468-5227 Astoria, OR Wait, three calls? That makes it eight calls from this number. Wow, in two days, they doubled their total. Closing in on the record.
9 January 2012
503-468-5227 Astoria, OR Early call at 8AM. This is pretty exciting...I think the record stands at ten calls from a number. This is number nine. Only the second week of the new year and we may have a new record, even though they started late last year. Oh, I should not talk about it. I do not want to jinx it. Did I mention I fucking hate Astoria?
10 January 2012
678-804-7593 Buford, GA Buford? As in Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen? Oh, man...this just writes itself. Okay, ready? Wait for it...I hope you eat shit.
312-765-7460 IL, USA Call coming in at 7:30PM, that makes it 9:30 in Illinois. If you have not figured it out yet...I do no negotiate with terrorists, no matter what time you call. Fuck you!
13 January 2012
612-325-8774 MN, USA So, where has Astoria been? This is not the first time I have received calls from Minnesota. In fact, the 612 area code is no stranger to terrorising me. Way back in December of 2010, a 612 number held a record at eight calls. Are they gunning for another record? Either way, fuck off!
16 January 2012
574-970-9703 Elkhart, IN Calling me on a National Holiday, have you no respect for Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.? What am I thinking, you have no respect for anyone. I have a dream that citizens of the world are not harassed by unwanted calls, especially those who are registered on the Do Not Call Registry.
19 January 2012
971-220-1017 Gresham, OR No more getting three calls a day, the new pattern is a call every three days. I doubt they will call on Sunday. Special note: I have received calls from Gresham before. Four, actually. But from a slightly different number, 971-220-1019. This fuck face must sit twocubicles caves down from the other douche bag.
23 January 2012
302-394-9659 DE, USA I kinda like these calls coming in every three days or so. I like that they think it would fool me into picking up the call. Joke is on you fuckers, no one calls me...who is the loser, now? Wait, scratch that. Anyways, they are calling...or routing their calls...from different areas around the country. Again, smart tactic that would work on someone that uses their phone for communications and transactions. I, however...like everyone else, use my phone forporn surfing the net and playing games. Until next time, fuck the right off.
24 January 2012
480-535-5818 AZ, USA Wait, what happened to the new game plan? I thought you were suppose to call every three days. Are you assholes going back to the old format? Well, at least you are mixing it up a bit. Look at the last few numbers, all different and no return callers. I have received calls from the 480 Arizona area, but this is the first from this number. I mean, look at the variety of places across the country that I am getting calls from. One might think that I am important or something. Well, if you really want my opinion...go fuck yourself.
25 January 2012
920-602-0879 WI, USA Forgot to mention that yesterday's call came in at 6:30PM. Guess what time this one came in. Again, trying to catch me off guard. According to my records, this is the first time I have received a call from Wisconsin. One of these days, I should map out where these fucking terrorists are calling from. I wonder which states have yet to call in.
31 January 2012
310-359-8957 Malibu, CA Really, Malibu? Such a plush area like Malibu is harbouring terrorist? From sand dunes to sandy beaches, beach front property for the terrorists. Close your eyes for a second (after you read the next part), and imagine these guys sitting on the beach, between surf runs and making calls to people around the country (okay, go ahead and close your eyes). Are you back? Okay, now imagine these guys surfing and getting eaten by a shark...that would be fucking awesome.
503-468-5227 Astoria, OR Well, hello Astoria. Where the fuck have you been? Crawling back to me at the end of the month? What, you need to meet your quota? Nice to see that you have now tied the record at ten. This is the part where I say, "FUCK YOU!"
3 January 2012
281-217-0441 Houston, TX Not many calls from this area, but it is the second time I have received a call from the 281. I know some people, nice people, that are in Houston...with real jobs. Since it is the beginning of the year, and I kinda like the Houston area, I am going to let this one slide. Heck, I did not even hear or feel the phone ring. I must be tuning out my phone knowing that I get unwanted calls.
5 January 2012
503-468-5227 Astoria, OR Call number five. Have not heard from them since last week. What happened, did you guys go on vacation? I hope you guys were really busy fucking yourselves during that time. Tell you what, continue to fuck yourself.
6 January 2012
503-468-5227 Astoria, OR Really? At eight in the morning? I barely got into to work, have not even checked my emails or did my morning routine yet, and you are already calling? That is dedication to your craft, folks. You are still a fucking loser.
503-468-5227 Astoria, OR Sweet, two calls in one day. Looks like someone is working on fulfilling their New Year's resolution.
503-468-5227 Astoria, OR Wait, three calls? That makes it eight calls from this number. Wow, in two days, they doubled their total. Closing in on the record.
9 January 2012
503-468-5227 Astoria, OR Early call at 8AM. This is pretty exciting...I think the record stands at ten calls from a number. This is number nine. Only the second week of the new year and we may have a new record, even though they started late last year. Oh, I should not talk about it. I do not want to jinx it. Did I mention I fucking hate Astoria?
10 January 2012
678-804-7593 Buford, GA Buford? As in Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen? Oh, man...this just writes itself. Okay, ready? Wait for it...I hope you eat shit.
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| Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen, eating shit. |
13 January 2012
612-325-8774 MN, USA So, where has Astoria been? This is not the first time I have received calls from Minnesota. In fact, the 612 area code is no stranger to terrorising me. Way back in December of 2010, a 612 number held a record at eight calls. Are they gunning for another record? Either way, fuck off!
16 January 2012
574-970-9703 Elkhart, IN Calling me on a National Holiday, have you no respect for Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.? What am I thinking, you have no respect for anyone. I have a dream that citizens of the world are not harassed by unwanted calls, especially those who are registered on the Do Not Call Registry.
19 January 2012
971-220-1017 Gresham, OR No more getting three calls a day, the new pattern is a call every three days. I doubt they will call on Sunday. Special note: I have received calls from Gresham before. Four, actually. But from a slightly different number, 971-220-1019. This fuck face must sit two
23 January 2012
302-394-9659 DE, USA I kinda like these calls coming in every three days or so. I like that they think it would fool me into picking up the call. Joke is on you fuckers, no one calls me...who is the loser, now? Wait, scratch that. Anyways, they are calling...or routing their calls...from different areas around the country. Again, smart tactic that would work on someone that uses their phone for communications and transactions. I, however...like everyone else, use my phone for
24 January 2012
480-535-5818 AZ, USA Wait, what happened to the new game plan? I thought you were suppose to call every three days. Are you assholes going back to the old format? Well, at least you are mixing it up a bit. Look at the last few numbers, all different and no return callers. I have received calls from the 480 Arizona area, but this is the first from this number. I mean, look at the variety of places across the country that I am getting calls from. One might think that I am important or something. Well, if you really want my opinion...go fuck yourself.
25 January 2012
920-602-0879 WI, USA Forgot to mention that yesterday's call came in at 6:30PM. Guess what time this one came in. Again, trying to catch me off guard. According to my records, this is the first time I have received a call from Wisconsin. One of these days, I should map out where these fucking terrorists are calling from. I wonder which states have yet to call in.
31 January 2012
310-359-8957 Malibu, CA Really, Malibu? Such a plush area like Malibu is harbouring terrorist? From sand dunes to sandy beaches, beach front property for the terrorists. Close your eyes for a second (after you read the next part), and imagine these guys sitting on the beach, between surf runs and making calls to people around the country (okay, go ahead and close your eyes). Are you back? Okay, now imagine these guys surfing and getting eaten by a shark...that would be fucking awesome.
503-468-5227 Astoria, OR Well, hello Astoria. Where the fuck have you been? Crawling back to me at the end of the month? What, you need to meet your quota? Nice to see that you have now tied the record at ten. This is the part where I say, "FUCK YOU!"
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