Fall is upon us, the days are getting shorter as darkness creeps up faster. But not as fast as the evil of telemarketer.
6 October 2014
509-982-4532 Odessa, WA - Odessa? Hey, remember Odessa, Texas? That was one of the places in Heroes. Remember Heroes? Those people with extraordinary powers. Well, telemarketers have the super power to annoy everyone. I wish I had the power to destroy all telemarketers, that would be awesome. Save the cheerleader, save the world. Destroy telemarketing, save the world. By the way, the telemarketers seem to be calling from the Pacific Northwest, as they were few years back. Fuck you!
14 October 2014
ba17612@163.com - Yes, this was a text message. The good news is, this was sent via iMessage, so it should be free for me. Otherwise, these fuckers owe me twenty cents. Either way, they owe me time...and time is priceless.
So, if you need some knock off Micheal Kors bags, give these guys a call or go to their website. I am sure it is totally legit. Fuck you!
Unknown - Argh! One of these numbers, again. Could be someone I know, but most likely...since there was no message left...this is another telemarketers. Oh, perhaps it is ba17612@163.com calling me to ask if I want some shitty handbags. Fuck off!
28 October 2014
347-898-5427 NY, USA - Nice two week gap of no calls. But, the end of month is near, so this could mark the beginning of a wave of calls. Hey, anyone out there want to be a telemarketer for Halloween? Ladies? How about a sexy telemarketer?
Okay, I had to Google 'sexy telemarketer costume'. The image above is one that came up. Works for me.
6 October 2014
509-982-4532 Odessa, WA - Odessa? Hey, remember Odessa, Texas? That was one of the places in Heroes. Remember Heroes? Those people with extraordinary powers. Well, telemarketers have the super power to annoy everyone. I wish I had the power to destroy all telemarketers, that would be awesome. Save the cheerleader, save the world. Destroy telemarketing, save the world. By the way, the telemarketers seem to be calling from the Pacific Northwest, as they were few years back. Fuck you!
14 October 2014
ba17612@163.com - Yes, this was a text message. The good news is, this was sent via iMessage, so it should be free for me. Otherwise, these fuckers owe me twenty cents. Either way, they owe me time...and time is priceless.
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| Telemarketers use iMessage, too |
Unknown - Argh! One of these numbers, again. Could be someone I know, but most likely...since there was no message left...this is another telemarketers. Oh, perhaps it is ba17612@163.com calling me to ask if I want some shitty handbags. Fuck off!
28 October 2014
347-898-5427 NY, USA - Nice two week gap of no calls. But, the end of month is near, so this could mark the beginning of a wave of calls. Hey, anyone out there want to be a telemarketer for Halloween? Ladies? How about a sexy telemarketer?
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| This year's most popular Halloween costume, the telemarketer. |
1 comment:
Death to all telemarketers!
Check out WWW.NoMoRobo.com, a free service to stop telemarketing calls. They won the FCC's Do Not Call award for coming up with a way of stopping illegal calls. The only people stopped by the DNC list are legals vendors. It's the illegals that the DNC list can not stop. That's where NoMoRobo.com comes in.
Also, check out Sentry who sells a small device through Amazon that hooks up to your phone line and is trained to stop unwanted calls.
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