03 March 2016

FUCK YOU, STOP CALLING ME - March 2016

We had a pretty good February, as I got a call on Leap Day.  Still pretty excited for that.  Well, February is in the past.  We move on to March...or, should I say...we march on to March.  Genius!

3 March 2016
  657-220-1616  Anaheim, CA - Look at this, 657 area code.  I think this is  new, too lazy to look up, but I know that Anaheim and most of Orange County is area code 714.  I guess they ran out of numbers at Disneyland.  Hey, did you know that they are increasing Disneyland ticket prices?  As sure as I am that we will continually receive telemarketing calls...we will continue to see an increase in Disney theme park prices.  One does not effect me, as I can choose when I want to visit Mickey...the other harasses me (us) to no end.  To that latter, fuck you!

15 March 2016
  No Caller ID - Oh you mother fucker!  How am I supposed to bitch about your city, if there your information is blocked?  I cannot even verify if this is a legit call or not.  Who are we kidding here?There is no doubt that a "No Caller ID" is a fucking telemarketer.  Guess what...also did not leave a message.  Seriously, who picks up on a "No Caller ID"?  If my kids were abducted and they kidnappers tried to contact me, and they used a "No Caller ID"...I would not see my kids ever again.  Yes, I would rather not answer any call from any unknown number than negotiate with terrorists.  Fuck you!

650-727-1364  San Mateo, California - We have our first return caller, uh texter.  Last month, I was bombarded with texts from this number.   Again, according to the internet, this is a legitimate business.  But, they keep sending me texts, instead of this Lori person.

Same texts as last month
Or, this could be a total scam.  What if they are trying to get me to reply with "you have the wrong number".  Then, my number gets confirmed in their system...and I will be endlessly harassed by this another callers.  As if, that is not already happening.

I rate you at a 1, poor!
One would think that Lori or El Tarasco will correct this situation.  Unless our lines are crossed, I am not sure how Lori is receiving the first text for the coupon and order.  Then, the next text to know her food is picked up.  Something is not right here, and I am too lazy to investigate.  Anyway, fuck you, Lori for not fixing this...and obviously, fuck you El Tarasco for sending me texts.

16 March 2016
  323-593-2504  Los Angeles, CA - I guess the calls are coming in so these fuckers can hit their first quarter numbers.  Many California based numbers this month.  Could this be an election thing, or just your garden variety telemarketer call?  Who knows, who cares.  Either way, fuck you!

  480-217-8927  Phoenix, AZ - Second call of the day, how exciting.  I guess the team is moving east from California.  But, still trying to met their numbers for the quarter.   Good luck with that, and fuck you!

18 March 2016
  646-757-1552  New York, NY - Well, at least this time they left a message.  Okay, not really.  It was a robo-telemarketer...of course it was.  Like most robo calls, this was (probably) voice activated.  As soon as my "leave a message" message played, it thought I was a human.  So their bot was talking to my bot.  How cute.  Judgement Day is upon us.  Fuck you!

31 March 2016
  720-580-1568  Keenesburg, CO -  Oh no, end of the month, we need to make our quota. I love these last minute/last day calls.  Oh, you thought there they took a break for a week or two?  No.  I was on holiday for that time.  Who knows how many calls they attempted while my phone was turned off.

Funny but sad, the calls listed here are the only calls I got for the month of March.  Yes, the only people that call me are telemarketers.

I only get calls from telemarketers

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