Sometimes I get the feeling that telemarketers work on a quota system. Calls seem to come in waves, usually towards the beginning of the month. They usually die down towards the end on the month, then get right back at it the next month. Other times, it is random.
1 August 2017
310-849-9946 Beverly Hill, CA - First day of the month, first call of the month. When his happens, I often think it will be a full month of calls. I also wonder how long they can sustain, how many days in a row can they call me. Oh yeah, another spoofed number. Fuck you!
310-724-6589 Beverly Hills, CA - I write these entries as they come in. Meaning, as soon as I get the call, and to a computer, I write down the number and city and update the info. I have no idea when the next call comes, so the previous entry was totally random. I also do not plan out what I am about to say...as you can tell by my lack of structure in writing.
Anyway, second call of the day. New prefix to a Beverly hills number. Pretty sure it is spoofing, did not even bother to check. See, no structure. Oh, and fuck you!
2 August 2017
310-849-7163 Beverly Hills, CA - I wish this was some luxury boutique in Beverly Hills calling me. Unfortunately, it is your garden variety telemarketer calling from a spoofed number. Fuck you!
3 August 2017
205-221-3461 Jasper, AL - Whoa, Alabama! Been a while since I got a call from Alabama. Now, what business would I have with someone in Alabama? Nothing! Of course this is a telemarketer. I am just happy it was not from Beverly Hills...and kinda excited that August looks like it is going to be a full month of harassment from these assholes. Fuck you!
231-209-6437 Suttons Bay, MI - Another call, second of the day. I kinda like these calls from around the country. I have thought about getting a map to track every call. Similar to a 'places I have been' map, but this is a 'fuckers been calling me from here' map. Fuck you!
7 August 2017
323-274-2573 Los Angeles, CA - Now, how am I supposed to complete my map if I keep getting calls from the Los Angeles area? Come on, is that all you got? Fuck you!
9 August 2017
310-849-8586 Beverly Hills, CA - Beverly Fucking Hills. Fuck you!
15 August 2017
310-849-9946 Beverly Hills, CA - They like this number. For those keeping track, this is the seventh time his number was used/spoofed to call, since May 2017. How dumb are these fucknuts? If I am not picking up after the first six times, what makes you think I will pick up on the seventh? I will patiently wait for the eighth call. Spoiler alert, I am not going to pick up. Fuck you!
21 August 2017
702-874-3529 Jean, NV - Add another pin to the map. Pretty sure this is the first call from Jean, Nevada. Where is Jean, Nevada? I have no clue, and I am too lazy to Google it. I did, however, do a quick search on the number. Nothing came up, but we all know that any number can be spoofed. No message was left, no one from Nevada would be calling me...so, basically qualifies as a telemarketer call, in my book. Congratulations, Jean, Nevada. You have eared a pin and with that a complementary...Fuck you!
23 August 2017
310-849-6686 Beverly Hills, CA - Boo...no new pin. Another spoofed number. I wonder if they will go through all the number from 0000-9999. That would be awesome. Maybe instead of that map, I get a chart and mark off every number from 310-849. Yeah! Fuck you!
310-724-6589 Beverly Hills, CA - I write these entries as they come in. Meaning, as soon as I get the call, and to a computer, I write down the number and city and update the info. I have no idea when the next call comes, so the previous entry was totally random. I also do not plan out what I am about to say...as you can tell by my lack of structure in writing.
Anyway, second call of the day. New prefix to a Beverly hills number. Pretty sure it is spoofing, did not even bother to check. See, no structure. Oh, and fuck you!
2 August 2017
310-849-7163 Beverly Hills, CA - I wish this was some luxury boutique in Beverly Hills calling me. Unfortunately, it is your garden variety telemarketer calling from a spoofed number. Fuck you!
3 August 2017
205-221-3461 Jasper, AL - Whoa, Alabama! Been a while since I got a call from Alabama. Now, what business would I have with someone in Alabama? Nothing! Of course this is a telemarketer. I am just happy it was not from Beverly Hills...and kinda excited that August looks like it is going to be a full month of harassment from these assholes. Fuck you!
231-209-6437 Suttons Bay, MI - Another call, second of the day. I kinda like these calls from around the country. I have thought about getting a map to track every call. Similar to a 'places I have been' map, but this is a 'fuckers been calling me from here' map. Fuck you!
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323-274-2573 Los Angeles, CA - Now, how am I supposed to complete my map if I keep getting calls from the Los Angeles area? Come on, is that all you got? Fuck you!
9 August 2017
310-849-8586 Beverly Hills, CA - Beverly Fucking Hills. Fuck you!
15 August 2017
310-849-9946 Beverly Hills, CA - They like this number. For those keeping track, this is the seventh time his number was used/spoofed to call, since May 2017. How dumb are these fucknuts? If I am not picking up after the first six times, what makes you think I will pick up on the seventh? I will patiently wait for the eighth call. Spoiler alert, I am not going to pick up. Fuck you!
21 August 2017
702-874-3529 Jean, NV - Add another pin to the map. Pretty sure this is the first call from Jean, Nevada. Where is Jean, Nevada? I have no clue, and I am too lazy to Google it. I did, however, do a quick search on the number. Nothing came up, but we all know that any number can be spoofed. No message was left, no one from Nevada would be calling me...so, basically qualifies as a telemarketer call, in my book. Congratulations, Jean, Nevada. You have eared a pin and with that a complementary...Fuck you!
23 August 2017
310-849-6686 Beverly Hills, CA - Boo...no new pin. Another spoofed number. I wonder if they will go through all the number from 0000-9999. That would be awesome. Maybe instead of that map, I get a chart and mark off every number from 310-849. Yeah! Fuck you!
