Exciting time of the year. We have leaves falling, seasons changing along with retail store displays. And, as usual, spooky calls from telemarketers.
4 October 2017
424-356-4658 Inglewood, CA - I have been waiting for this call, our first of the month. This is also a return caller from last month, no doubt selling the same shit. Fuck you!
10 October 2017
310-875-5634 Santa Monica, CA - Santa Monica home of hipsters and beach bimbos. Also famous for issuing random parking and traffic tickets. Now, they have telemarketers. Fuck you!
13 October 2017
310-849-1314 Beverly Hills, CA - Ooh...Friday the 13th. Could it be Jason Voorhees calling? I mean, if he talked, it could be him. But no, it is worse...it is a telemarketer. Fuck you!
310-849-6837 Beverly Hills, CA - Perhaps Friday the 13th, Part II. So, am I going to get a call for each damn sequel? Fuck you!
23 October 2017
310-849-9830 Beverly Hills, CA - Been a while since I got a text. This one is kinda special. It seems that these fuckers have stooped to a newer low...text spoofing.
It is pretty obvious what is happening here. They send a text asking "Can I call you later?" My first thought was, 'this is a telemarketer'. Second thought..."you man "May I...". Fucking telemarketers cannot even get their grammar together. Fuck.
So, the trick is to get you to answer. Whether with a "Yes" or "No". Or, even a "I think you mean, May I. Who the fuck thought you grammar, you flunky?". Heck, even a "Who the fuck is this?" return text would carve your number in their 'call this idiot' list. Fuck you!
24 October 2017
876-854-2186 Jamaica - Uh, yeah...Jamaica. As if there is any doubt this is a scam. Fuck you!
31 October 2017
310849-9946 Beverly Hills, CA - Happy Halloween! This must be the trick. Fuck you!
10 October 2017
310-875-5634 Santa Monica, CA - Santa Monica home of hipsters and beach bimbos. Also famous for issuing random parking and traffic tickets. Now, they have telemarketers. Fuck you!
13 October 2017
310-849-1314 Beverly Hills, CA - Ooh...Friday the 13th. Could it be Jason Voorhees calling? I mean, if he talked, it could be him. But no, it is worse...it is a telemarketer. Fuck you!
310-849-6837 Beverly Hills, CA - Perhaps Friday the 13th, Part II. So, am I going to get a call for each damn sequel? Fuck you!
23 October 2017
310-849-9830 Beverly Hills, CA - Been a while since I got a text. This one is kinda special. It seems that these fuckers have stooped to a newer low...text spoofing.
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| I think you mean, "May I..." |
So, the trick is to get you to answer. Whether with a "Yes" or "No". Or, even a "I think you mean, May I. Who the fuck thought you grammar, you flunky?". Heck, even a "Who the fuck is this?" return text would carve your number in their 'call this idiot' list. Fuck you!
24 October 2017
876-854-2186 Jamaica - Uh, yeah...Jamaica. As if there is any doubt this is a scam. Fuck you!
31 October 2017
310849-9946 Beverly Hills, CA - Happy Halloween! This must be the trick. Fuck you!
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