Oh snap! We are half way through the year and well in to the Summer season.
2 July 2018
607-542-3928 Corning, NY - Normally, I would be talking shit about a town named 'Corning". I mean, there are many ways I can go with this. But...I know that The Corning Museum of Glass is there, and that is an awesome place. Not that I have been there, but I have seen many demonstrations, via video and live, of their work in glass. Someday, I would like to visit the museum. Oh, where was I? Yes...telemarketers, fuck you!
Update: I noticed I had a voicemail, three days after this call. The phone transcribed the message, obviously from the middle of their generic recording. I purposely have a long intro for this situation.
Dude, "four serious allegations pressed on my name". What you mean by 'pressed'? Like embossed? At least they say thank you...Fuck you!
5 July 2018
310-849-2682 Beverly Hills, CA - Good to know that telemarketers and robots get Independence Day off. America, what a country. But, right after the fireworks, these fuck nuggets are right back at it. Fuck you!
310-849-8148 Beverly Hills, CA - Ah, see? Telemarketers and robots are just like us. They get National Holidays off, but have a shitload to catch up on the next day. So, I get a second call...as always, do not pick up unlisted numbers. And, as always, fuck you!
7 July 2018
251-239-3024 Alabama - Sweet, Call Protect intercepted this one and labeled it as "Potential Fraud" and auto-blocked the number.
Also, "Threat: Severe" and 129 reports logged. Fuck you!
9 July 2018
310-849-3772 Beverly Hills, CA - Here I am, looking through photos on my phone. All of the sudden, I get interrupted by an incoming call. These fucking telemarketers. Argh! Fuck you!
10 July 2018
310-843-5578 Beverly Hills, CA - Slightly different prefix, but same city...and same old shitfaced telemarketers. Fuck you!
16 July 2018
310-849-9946 Beverly Hills, CA - Wait has it almost been a week since my last call? Holy shit, you guys are slackers. Watch, I will receive calls all week. Anyway, we all know this number by now. Heck, even Call Protect knows as it was intercepted by that fine app. Call Protect, thank you. Telemarketer, fuck you!
251-239-3024 Alabama - Two calls blocked by Call Protect. Notice the call from earlier this month, also from Alabama. I wonder if the telemarketer headquarters is in Alabama and they just forgot to spoof their number on this one. Stupid idiots, fuck you!
24 July 2018
310-849-2505 Beverly Hills, CA - Another week long break. What, were you guys at Comic Con or something? Fuck you!
323-723-3174 Los Angeles, CA - I love it when the phone tag these calls. Fuck you!
25 July 2018
304-553-0136 Charleston, WV - Who dis?
Ah, 'suspected spam'. Fuck you!
2 July 2018
607-542-3928 Corning, NY - Normally, I would be talking shit about a town named 'Corning". I mean, there are many ways I can go with this. But...I know that The Corning Museum of Glass is there, and that is an awesome place. Not that I have been there, but I have seen many demonstrations, via video and live, of their work in glass. Someday, I would like to visit the museum. Oh, where was I? Yes...telemarketers, fuck you!
Update: I noticed I had a voicemail, three days after this call. The phone transcribed the message, obviously from the middle of their generic recording. I purposely have a long intro for this situation.
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| "serious allegations" |
5 July 2018
310-849-2682 Beverly Hills, CA - Good to know that telemarketers and robots get Independence Day off. America, what a country. But, right after the fireworks, these fuck nuggets are right back at it. Fuck you!
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| Only unlisted numbers call me |
7 July 2018
251-239-3024 Alabama - Sweet, Call Protect intercepted this one and labeled it as "Potential Fraud" and auto-blocked the number.
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| 251-239-3024 |
9 July 2018
310-849-3772 Beverly Hills, CA - Here I am, looking through photos on my phone. All of the sudden, I get interrupted by an incoming call. These fucking telemarketers. Argh! Fuck you!
10 July 2018
310-843-5578 Beverly Hills, CA - Slightly different prefix, but same city...and same old shitfaced telemarketers. Fuck you!
16 July 2018
310-849-9946 Beverly Hills, CA - Wait has it almost been a week since my last call? Holy shit, you guys are slackers. Watch, I will receive calls all week. Anyway, we all know this number by now. Heck, even Call Protect knows as it was intercepted by that fine app. Call Protect, thank you. Telemarketer, fuck you!
251-239-3024 Alabama - Two calls blocked by Call Protect. Notice the call from earlier this month, also from Alabama. I wonder if the telemarketer headquarters is in Alabama and they just forgot to spoof their number on this one. Stupid idiots, fuck you!
24 July 2018
310-849-2505 Beverly Hills, CA - Another week long break. What, were you guys at Comic Con or something? Fuck you!
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| 323-723-3174 |
25 July 2018
304-553-0136 Charleston, WV - Who dis?
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| 304-553-0136 |
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