A little disappointed that we are five days into the new month and five days since the last call. What gives?
5 December 2018
816-897-6519 Kansas City, MO - Wait, there is a Kansas City in Kansas and Missouri? What, they are the same city? Who makes a city border two states? This is madness. I wonder (too lazy to Google) if other cities straddle state, province, country line. Where was I? Oh, telemarketers...fuck you!
513-715-8780 Harrison, OH - This is good. I like it when they use random numbers from random locations. It keeps me on my toes like a graceful ballerina. But, as usual, if I see numbers and not a name associated in the Caller ID, that shit gets ignored, like a chubby ballerina.
Oh, they left a "message":
I love how the phone transcribes the message. That was it. It pays to have a long outgoing message so the robocallers are unable to start or finish their propaganda. Fuck you!
7 December 2018
613-593-4396 Greenport, NY - What, no more spoofed numbers? Did your spoofing contact run out at the end of the year? Did not pay your bills. Ah, fuck you!
310-849-2210 Beverly Hills, CA - Nevermind. I guess you are going back to spoofing numbers. Awesome! This makes it way easier for me to ignore. Thanks, and...fuck you!
5 December 2018
816-897-6519 Kansas City, MO - Wait, there is a Kansas City in Kansas and Missouri? What, they are the same city? Who makes a city border two states? This is madness. I wonder (too lazy to Google) if other cities straddle state, province, country line. Where was I? Oh, telemarketers...fuck you!
513-715-8780 Harrison, OH - This is good. I like it when they use random numbers from random locations. It keeps me on my toes like a graceful ballerina. But, as usual, if I see numbers and not a name associated in the Caller ID, that shit gets ignored, like a chubby ballerina.
Oh, they left a "message":
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7 December 2018
613-593-4396 Greenport, NY - What, no more spoofed numbers? Did your spoofing contact run out at the end of the year? Did not pay your bills. Ah, fuck you!
310-849-2210 Beverly Hills, CA - Nevermind. I guess you are going back to spoofing numbers. Awesome! This makes it way easier for me to ignore. Thanks, and...fuck you!
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